Work force

Our new helper is Barbara Strangeman. She lives just around the corner and is a language guru who knows that English has twice as many words as any other tongue, including Eskimo. She has also taken it upon herself to fully alphabetize the store, a job that's not on the list of projects, but it might prove to be a money maker. That's up to you, dear customer.  Why don't you stop in and say hello or hi or greetings or hey or yo or how's it goin or sup or what's happnen. Whatev.